Way back when I had a post about ERA (great show really worth seeing if you're in Shanghai). I'm not going to repeat myself and go on about how cool the show is and what it says about the new China, if you want to hear that go find the other post.
Now have a look at this girl. I think she's damn pretty and she happens to be a very talented acrobat/gymnast/dancer. How tall you think she is? Not easy with a photo like this but take a guess.
And this one? Who, by the way, is SUPER hot. She was also 1 of the 7 motorcycle riding crazies that they had inside the Steel ball. Very Very Impressive. Looks like that and talent too. sheesh. And check out the guy in back, I think i caught him at a bad moment. Anyways, back to the height thing. Guesses? Well, have a look.
She's TINY!!! And it was pretty funny when I mustered up the courage to go have the photo taken, she squealed in Chinese "Tall!". That got a laugh out of me. Now I didn't get a chance to take a photo with Super Hot Biker Girl, but she actually was very tall, 5ft 9 ish i think.
Ok, I'm done rambling now. But I really have to say, I'm not just ogling pretty girls, these women were incredibly talented and have worked incredibly hard to excel as they do and they should be commended, and occasionally ogled.
Dude, aren't BloodShot eyes just the coolest? And yes that is mine. So do you want to know how it happened?
Well, maybe my nephew poked me in the eye. Or maybe I was oggling a girl at the beach and she kicked sand in my eye. Or maybe my eye has always been like this and I used make up to hide it. Or maybe Icoughed/sneezed/puked so hard I busted my eye. Or maybe I got a buy one get one free Lasik procedure and this was the free one. Or maybe my apartment is haunted and the ghost bloodied my eye. Or maybe I photoshopped the whole thing. Take your pick or make up something interesting and let me know.
And by the way it's called a subconjunctival hemorrhage, just so you know.
So I went to the Anime Expo. Pretty self explanatory, it's a convention for Animation, mainly Japanese. If you like Japanese animation and all the things associated with it it's really a pretty cool show. They have all sorts of DVD's, toys, memorabilia and other assorted stuff. It was fun. But here's the thing.
CosPlay. I'm not really into this CosPlay thing. CosPlay is basically people dressing up as their favorite characters from animation, video games or whatever. I know I know, I'm inconsistent. I totally get a kick out of Japanese dressing like complete nutters. I'm not even going to try and explain. Either way, the CosPlay junkies are hard core. I can't imagine the amount of time and money they spend getting all dolled up. It's pretty impressive actually.
C'mon there was even a guy running around dressed as Beast Boy and that's pretty freakin sweet.
I admit, I have my share of stupid belt buckles (to go with my stupid t-shirts). But this takes the cake.
This is Egokast. It's the "Belt Mounted Video Player". Seriously. I think they describe it best as a "belt/armband mounted PMP, customized Personal Media Player with
stainless steel case for broadcasting egos to the world at night"
Wow. Now I just have to get the $279 to together! I can't wait to broadcast my ego to the world!
Wait, seriously? This is a joke right? Poop Freeze ? I know picking up poo isn't any fun but this is pretty silly. I mean do you really need to freeze the poo before you can pick it up?
Anyways this is what the company says...
POOP-FREEZE™ is a specially formulated aerosol
freeze spray that, upon contact, forms a frosty film on dog poop (or
cat poop) to harden the surface for easy pick-up. POOP-FREEZE is a
great companion to a pooper scooper for clean fast dog poop or cat poop
I stand corrected do you really need to put a frosty coating on you pets poo before you can dispose of it? Well heck, whatever floats your boat...But if you are going to get it make sure you get the cool tote bag too!
So everyone's been to Hooters right? Well now my nephew has too!!! HAHAHAAHAAAH!!! Yeah I know, I'm pretty juvenile. But we did manage to get the pretty one in the picture. The other girls were uh...yeah. Nothing nice to say say nothing at all right? Yeah so then I saw this.
Yeah, the Hooters Hula Hoop Show. Okay so I made that name up, but still, really that's what it was. Very Very Strange.