I admit, I have my share of stupid belt buckles (to go with my stupid t-shirts). But this takes the cake.
This is Egokast. It's the "Belt Mounted Video Player". Seriously. I think they describe it best as a "belt/armband mounted PMP, customized Personal Media Player with stainless steel case for broadcasting egos to the world at night"
Wow. Now I just have to get the $279 to together! I can't wait to broadcast my ego to the world!